Chinese Talk

Eric Chen goes through a vague description of what he feels about Charlie and Locke, as well as Jack (off). He was very wary of everyone so far, except he is desperate for rice. He talks a little bit about the final moments before the plane breaks into two.

Chinese Talk takes a spin at making parodies off of hit shows, like Lost! We meet Eric Chen, one of the survivors of Flight 815, but he is more concerned about himself and his Chinese image than surviving.

Jeremy is out to discover what his mom has to say about martial arts, terrorists, snakes on a plane, a best of all, fighting Chinese doctors with a pilot license. The theory behind it is that Chinese people can defend themselves and become a successful physician in the future.

In order to add the "hipness" into Chinese Talk, I have created a MySpace account for Chinese Talk. Feel free to do nothing on it and add me as a friend if you would like to. I guarantee you I am not a 40 year old trying to lure little children, but if I was a 40 year old, I would be disciplining them. Just a reminder, Chinese Talk and Jeremy Z Productions do not guarantee that MySpace is "a place for friends" as indicated by the picture. So what are you waiting for? Better start "MySpace-ing."

Chinese Talk's MySpace!

If there is one confusing about parents, it is that they can talk about anything. Jeremy's mom recommends that by becoming a lawyer, he can cure SARS. What?

YouTube:

Google Video:

In case you have not noticed, there is now an amazing podcast player to your right in which you can just start streaming Chinese Talk. Of course, to download the actual mp3s, you must go back to http://chinesetalk.podomatic.com. And in case you are missing out on when Chinese Talk is broadcast, scroll down the Chinese Talk Blog until you find the schedule. There, all ready for you, will be an agenda of the upcoming clips I will be making. As a warning though, all broadcast listings are subject to change without notice. Otherwise, please enjoy Chinese Talk!

It is another edition of Chinese Talk, this time with more action, more correspondents, more Asians, more news to cover, and whole bunch of other random pieces all combined into one. It is Chinese Talk News! Here for you every once in a while!

As part of the show notes, here is the YouTube link to the hilarious Dr. Tran video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKSUt8yY7Q8
Dr. Tran was made by Lone Sausage Productions

Music: BBC News World - David Lowe

Are you ready to listen to Chinese Talk? You should be.

Music Credits:

Tchaikovsky - Waltz of the Flowers

My Odeo Channel (odeo/190175359b50c8bb)

In order to streamline some of the "programming" on Chinese Talk, I have installed a brand calendar to help listeners know what will be on within the upcoming days. Please note that all listings are subject to change without notice. You can access this calendar at anytime on the right bar on the Chinese Talk Blog under "Schedule". Below is an idea of what the calendar will look like. Feel free to come back to this specific post if you are wondering what will be on the Chinese Talk lineup.

If you have any questions, comments, or complaints about the broadcast schedule, please drop an email at chinesetalk@gmail.com. Thanks!

After about a month and half, Lik Lik Kan has finally posted his post-game review on the 2006 FIFA World Cup! There is also a very lovely song from La Plage titled 'Coup de Boule' which makes references to Zidane. Of course, we cannot forget the headbutt. Lik Lik would also like to say that he has no idea what the song says, but it is a very catchy toon! Goodbye soccer fans and see you in two years time at Euro 2008.

Credits:

Vangelis - 2002 Fifa World Cup Official Anthem

La Plage - La Danse du Coup de Boule (or just "Coup de Boule") - Official Website

If there are any analogies comparing math marks to horses running towards the sunset, then this must be it. Jeremy and his mom discuss the reprecussions of not attaining a 206% on his next report card.

So this specific article will be updated from time to time and will show how many bowls of electronic rice everyone has at the moment. As you can see, the list is not very long. If it gets too long, I am going to have to find some either way to keep track of this.

Leader Board:

1. Lik Lik Kan - 15 Bowls of Rice
2. Tingster - 11 Bowls of Rice
3. jkshen - 6 Bowls of Rice

Keep being industrious!

This will only be available on the Chinese Talk Blog only.

Here is a pilot of the Chinese Talk News! Comments and feedback would be greatly appreciated either on Podomatic or you can find the Google Group entry regarding to the Chinese Talk News Pilot. Thanks very much!

Music: BBC 24 News - David Lowe

As of today, Chinese Talk will be part of a bigger network of blogs and clips and podcasts and random pieces of information. The Jeremy Z Productions has taken over Chinese Talk! I have taken over myself! For more information, please visit the Jeremy Z Productions Blog. Have an Asian day!

Here they are! Enjoy them again! "W00t!"

Are you ready for more rice? Well, tune in to this week's "Bowls of Rice" for another question and for another chance to win more electronic bowls of rice! Log onto Chinese Talk Google Groups and post your answer there! Be sure to not use MSN and tell me, as that is not bureaucracy-friendly. We are all equal and we must do things equally. Comrades, do your part! Anywho, have fun!

Picture courtesy of http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/search/news_detail.lasso?id=7356

Music: Peking Opera Melodies

Shance Dicque has been remade into 'vodcasts' so that the viewers can listen in on the greatest thing ever made: Chinese Talk. They are live on YouTube and Google Video now! I have made another one, this time featuring my very first Chinese Talk clip, University.

Google Video:

YouTube:

Enjoy!

Not me lecturing in my house type of a video, but a plain picture with Chinese Talk on it. You might ask, "that is it?". I might add, "yes, that is it!". Why would I just post Chinese Talk onto video though? Simple: to get more people to listen to it. Am I ready to release Chinese Talk to the 'real' world? I already did through my podcast, and my success at school was unprecedented (creating demand through supply works!). So I will be featuring all the Chinese Talk: Shance Dicque previews on video. I will see how it works. Where will I be posting these videos?

Two sources:

For my very first release, here is the all-time hit: C-H-I-N-E-S-E.

Google Video:

YouTube:

The very first "Bowls of Rice" question is up! This blog post has been automatically sent to the Chinese Talk Google Groups. To submit your answers, simply sign up and be the first three to reply to this post!

Picture courtesy of http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/search/news_detail.lasso?id=7356

Music: Peking Opera Melodies

Are CHINESE enough to handle Chinese Talk's new and awesome public interaction gameshow style leisure most totally random segment?

Yes! Earn yourself bags of rice by correctly answering questions posted on the podcast! What kind of questions? With the inevitable rise of China, we will be discussing the many aspects of China.

I know everyone is just waiting to be the first one to listen to this rivetting segment, but there are some questions that need to be answered:

How do I register?
In order to answer these questions, you will need to sign up for the Chinese Talk Google Group. Simply enter your email in the little Google Groups box on the right, or click on the link to sign up. It is completely free! Your email will not be distributed! No spam! Just regular blog updates, and you can even choose to have no updates sent to you!

How does this "game" work?
Be the first three people to answer the question in the "Bowls Of Rice" segment and you will receive "bags of rice". The top 5 people with the most bowls of rice will be listed on the blog on the right hand side. The 1st person to answer it will get 10 bags, 2nd person 5 bags, 3rd person 1 bag of rice. It is a simple way to get people involved in Chinese Talk!

I have another question!
Then feel free to send me an email at chinesetalk@gmail.com!

Happy rice hunting!

Picture courtesy of http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/search/news_detail.lasso?id=7356

Music: Peking Opera Melodies

Replace those silly and old taunts that you are so used to hearing in Age of Kings with these awesome new Chinese Talk Taunts! Even if you have never played the game, it is worth listening to, especially #11, the Herb laughing clip.

Yes, it is a zip file! Yes, if you are scared, you should scan with an antivirus! No, it is not spam!

Go France Go! Here's Lik Lik Kan's pre-game ramble!

Lik Lik Kan was out partying yesterday, but here is his second last prediction for the 2006 FIFA World Cup for the Germany Vs. Portugal match. His record is tainted, but his spirits for Germany are still high. Watch out Portugal!

Note: Due to an uploading error with Podomatic, I was unable to get this clip out on time. But I did post it on my blog that Germany was my prediction.

Lik Lik Kan has made it perfectly clear that his he is only a losing streak simply because the gambling gods have decided that he is too good, and are now changing his luck. That is also going to apply for his prediction for the France Vs. Portugal match tomorrow. Others say though, Lik Lik Kan knows nothing about soccer.

Lik Lik Kan has decided that after his wonderful streak, he simply does not care. So here's his not-on-topic guess for the first semifinal match between Germany and Italy. Lik Lik Kan has probably enough bags of rice to last him the next six years of his life already.

Lik Lik Kan may have fluked his way with his call on Germany, but he's not expecting the continued trend of [insert number] - 0 record. The two matches,
- England Vs. Portugal
- Brazil Vs. France
are too close to call. So Lik Lik is being more serious this clip about who will win and why.

All teams deserve to win, so come on China! Get your act together!

Lik Lik Kan has had an amazing predicting streak of 8 and 0 for the Round of 16. The Quarter Finals will be hard as Lik Lik Kan has to make decisive choices. For June 30th, the following matches will be play:
- Argentina Vs. Germany
- Italy Vs. Ukraine

Lik Lik's perfect streak is not going to go far with these matches, and fears his bags of rice will slowly be taken away.

After an amazing game between Ukraine and Switzerland, Ukraine prevailed, giving Lik Lik Kan a 6 - 0 prediction record. It gets down to the powerhouses tomorrow, with matches between:
- Brazil Vs. Ghana <-- not a powerhouse, but Lik Lik is a supporter for both Ghana and Brazil
- Spain Vs. France

Hard to say what will happen tomorrow.

Credit:
Vangelis - 2002 Fifa World Cup Official Anthem (Synthesizer)

Host Lik Lik Kan believes he is cool for having a 4-0 record so far in predicting the winning teams in the round of 16 for the FIFA World Cup. His chances may start to falter with the matches for June 26, 2006:
- Italy Vs. Australia
- Switzerland Vs. Ukraine
Lik Lik is scared about the latter match. Will Lik Lik's record still be clean, or will it be shattered by these two matches? Who knows?

Credit:
Vangelis - 2002 Fifa World Cup Official Anthem (Synthesizer)

It's another promotion I am doing, but this time on video.

Host Lik Lik Kan is now 2 - 0 for his predictions on the 2006 Fifa World Cup. Argentina and Germany both reach quarter finals. Lik Lik Kan will now talk about his predictions for the two matches played on June 25, 2006:
- England Vs. Ecuador
- Portugal Vs. Netherlands

Even if Lik Lik Kan's guesses are incorrect, technically he still has rice left over.

Credit:
Vangelis - 2002 Fifa World Cup Official Anthem (Synthesizer)

Host Lik Lik Kan will gamble his bag of rice on the two games played on June 24, 2006:
- Germany Vs. Sweden
- Argentina Vs. Mexico
Lik Lik Kan will also explain why he has chosen his choices, and hopefully, he'll double his rice at the end of the day.

Credit:
Vangelis - 2002 Fifa World Cup Official Anthem (Synthesizer)

I am currently experimenting with sounds and sound effects, so here is a promotion that you can listen to and send to your friends. Spread the goodness of Chinese Talk like Chinese people spreading the goodness of bargains.

And here's some copyright/attributions that I have to post for the sound effects used:

reinsamba ( http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/usersViewSingle.php?id=18799 )
evening in the forest.wav ( http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/samplesViewSingle.php?id=18765 )

Wow! This place has dim sum for less than McDonalds!

LRT Operators are usually nice and forgiving with those who do not pay.

What would happen if you saw your mom at your school dance?

I wonder what it is like to be in a really Asian dentist clinic...

Maybe we can receive insight on why Yao Ming is so tall, and learn a new Chinese term.

It's the latest remix from the biggest hit in Chinese Talk 1, C-H-I-N-E-S-E.

The very first clip of Chinese Talk 2. Getting all perfects in DDR is normal for Asians.

Here's a little introduction for Chinese Talk 2.

This was an experimental clip for Chinese Talk 2. It is entitled "Babies", commenting on why Chinese people have so many babies.